{ S C REA M I N G SOFTLY I’M SO EMOTIONAL THIS ASK WASN’T MEANT TO GET THIS REACTION OUTTA ME… }

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{Bart would have all the faith in his kids that nobody ever had in him. He’d be so proud when they reach mach speed for the first time and if they ever learned to phase through things. And he’d love his babies to death and would be so confident that they could run circles around him and no time and would be so frickin proud and like “I MADE THIS YOU GUYS. I MADE IT. IT’S MINE.”

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greenprotege - lOUD REMINDER THAT YOU'RE WONDERFUL AND YOUR BART IS TOO AND Your everything is wonderful okay /throws sparkles on

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{ Ah!!! Um thank you! I appreciate it ; v ; 

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Anonymous - But could you imagine a non-speedster parent trying to handle a speedster kid? "BART I NEED YOU TO GO TO RUSSIA AND GET LITTLE WALLY, HE RAN OFF IN A TEMPER TANTRUM."

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And Bart would probably be like “Okay, but just so you know, they get this from youurrr side of the family!” And then hastily run out to chase their bbu Wallu lmao

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Anonymous - "Daddy, will I ever be as fast as you? I wanna be just as fast!!"
Send me anons as my kid.

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   ”Who do you think you are? You’re my kid! Of course you’re going to be fast! Maybe even faster—-One day, you’ll totally do laps around me.” Excuse him as he grabs the little rascal and blows raspberries all over their cheek.

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((Tbh Bart with babies would be the frigging cutest thing ever okay))

{Bart would be a rlly good daddy and he’d love on his kids because deep down inside he’s still a kid and knows how to chill with them and he’d just wanna hold them even if they get too big for being held 

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/screams loudly/ F YCK

{WHY AR E YOU SCREAMING OMG

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sleepingrogue:

but to be fair i’d probably be a villain too if my name was eobard

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{SQUEALS LOUDLY IF BART HAD LIL BABIES HE WOULD HAVE THE UNCONTROLLABLE NEED TO HOLD THEM AND HUG THEM OR PICK THEM UP CONSTANTLY 

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Anonymous - A little girl with dark hair and yellow eyes grinned up at her father. "Daddy!" She chirped, holding up an old worn Impulse costume. "Look what I found!"
Send me anons as my kid.

   ”Hm—? What do you got there?”

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   ”Hey!” His face brightened up and a wide smile appeared on his lips. “Where did you find this? I haven’t seen this thing in forever!” Bart plucked her off the ground, suit and all, and set the girl on his hip. 

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Anonymous - Daddy, how come you and Pa always come home covered in red gunk?
Send me anons as my kid.

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   ”Um—!” Red gunk? Uhh-oh. “It’s jello! Red jello—-for adults. Tastes suuuuper nasty to kids and gets everywhere! I like to cover your Pa in jello. We have food fights! I’m uuuuusually the winner. Your Pa totally bombs at food fights because he’s no fun.” Bart smiles brightly, seeming proud with his really dumb lie. He picks up his tiny kid and blows raspberries all over their face. 

   ”How about if I make you jello?”

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